Two Lists

Things I’m over:

  • India Pale Ales
  • Higher education
  • Apps
  • “Entrepreneurs”
  • Google Chrome
  • Coffee that costs more than $2
  • Reddit
  • Road races
  • Seeing social media icons in print
  • My inevitable death
  • Squarespace
  • American election coverage (literally the worst)
  • Script fonts
  • Sriracha
  • Superhero Movies
  • Unnecessary product packaging
  • Just about everything posted on Medium
  • Websites/pages that I can’t view properly on my phone c’mon it’s 2016
  • Socks
  • Line icons/illustrations
  • Solos longer than 20 seconds in any song
  • 50º weather in the northeast
  • “Startups”
  • Email newsletters
  • Being a white dude in America

Things I am not yet over (and, perhaps, could use more of):

  • Electric Guitars
  • Bagels
  • Slippers
  • Planets in our solar system
  • Personal Websites
  • Maps!
  • Bernie F*¢#ing Sanders
  • Birds
  • Local Everything
  • Dogs
  • Wireless tech
  • Bike lanes
  • Self checkout aisles
  • Kickstarter
  • Loyalty cards/systems
  • Basmati rice
  • Livestreams
  • Github
  • Tabletop games
  • Tweets
  • Bringing reusable bags to the grocery store
  • Cutting stuff with lasers
  • Sleep
  • Being a dad
  • Kanye tweets
  • Radio
  • Eating and running at the same time

I’ll probably change my mind about some of these, especially since this was all made using Google Chrome (but that doesn’t mean I like to use it).